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An old Parsee Mafia 'Don' is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed. 'Samaj. Ai ley (Listen, take this) for you, my chrome plated 38 revolver so you always remember me.''But, Bawaji (Uncle), I really don't like guns. How about you leave me Tamaru (your) Rolex watch instead? 'Chuthe (foul language), shut up and listen. Some day you have to run maru (my) business.You will have a fatakro bairi (hot wife), lots of money, and a big home and may be a couple of chau mau (??). Some day you gonna come home and maybe find your fatakro bairi in a bed with some other f*%@ bastard..Bharva (child/son) what will you do then? ... Point to your watch and say, 'Times up'?
 


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